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“tiesto is just a guy who plays fucking records”

Check Farmer Glitch for the whole thing. Great stuff, tho we can of course do without the witterings of TAZ and its dodgy author.

9 Comments

  1. droid says:

    LOL – good stuff…

    Have you seen the originals? Insane conservative Christian kiddie propaganda. Just replace the words ‘trance’ with ‘Islam’ and ‘tiesto’ with ‘mohammed’ and youll get the idea.

  2. john says:

    Yeah, I love all that stuff – there was an insane one about abortion from what I can remember. Really good graphics though! Someone previously ripped off the style to do an HP lovecraft version but I think Jack Chick Inc sent them a stroppy letter via their lawyers to it had to get pulled.

  3. moonkeysblod says:

    there’s that one where the victim is lured into a world of drugs and occult activity via role playing games or something.
    if only you’d read that one in time john.

    and wasn’t there a ‘chick’ piss take booklet in a dead kennedys release?

  4. john says:

    Oi! I was never into role playing games (well, not that sort!). I played Dungeons and Dragons once and got killed after about 10 minutes and reincarnated as a badger or something. It was shite.

    I dunno about the DK stuff because I foolishly bought lots of it on cassette for me walkman and missed out on all the inserts. Good news tho, an excuse for another chapter in the “punk comix” series! I’ll check it out.

    The Lovecraft one is here: http://bellend.strtok.net/~tyler/cthulhu/

  5. Martin says:

    Some of the original Chick tracts ended up in the massive collage poster that came with the orig Cherry Red version of ‘Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables’. Jack Chick also did a virulent anti-Catholic one – I can’t even remember why now, but that and his post-9/11 anti-Muslim ones are well worth a squiz

  6. MindCrash says:

    Nice stuff – what about Ray Pettibon, anyone remember the guy who did the early Black Flag (the band) cover artwork? Genius! And excuse me for being way out of touch with reality (nothing new there!), but what about the stuff that appeared in Paul’s mag, the one containing “Hitler Bum Fuck” and “Lesbian Pish Worship” – soooo funny!!!!

  7. Ian Gregory says:

    I read this in December, but since then someone sent me a link to the original. Glitch-farmer ripped it from http://www.ishkur.com – see http://www.ishkur.com/articles/trancecracker.php – just wanting to make sure credit is given where it is due.

    Ian

  8. john says:

    fair do’s ian.

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