“Oi! What was that on your screen! It was a blog, wunn’it!?” demanded Den Bow – office bully! He tried to snatch the keyboard from under Bill’s fingers. “What yew writing about – your pafetic love life – or lack of it, rather?”

“Fuck off!” Bill retorted, lashing out at his nemesis. Den simply pushed Camden out of his swivel chair and onto the floor. “Oh, look at me!” Den mocked in a camp voice. “I’m a big fat ponce, blogging about dubstep! Ooh!”


  1. “I can’t believe you’d be so SAD as to write for pleasure in your spare time!”

    LOL. My god, this is hillarious. I’ve been fictionalised.

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