1. What exactly, may I ask – being a thick hick from the sticks – is a “Dalston Crop”.

    Is that some sort of, uh, sexual position?

  2. You’ve had it mate!! Your area’s fucked. Hoxton Mark 2. Even Laura Norder couldn’t have predicted it’d turn out like this.

    Burnt Oak will remain uncolonisable til the sweet flames of apocalypse lick at its crumbling wares.

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