Comments on: Brixton Cops Ban Bashment & Funky House http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/ John Eden: BM Box 3641, London, WC1N 3XX, England UK Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:26:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: dj wigman http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4493 dj wigman Tue, 27 Apr 2010 23:54:52 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4493 HOW CAN ANYONE BLAME THE ONE THING THAT EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET DOES AND THAT IS LISTEN TO MUSIC FOR PEOPLE'S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! HOW COME THEY DON'T BAN PEOPLE FROM WATCHING TV AND PLAYSTATION OR EVEN XBOX BUT YOU CAN CLOSE CLUBS FUCK UP DJ'S AND PROMOTERS LIVES BUT THE SAME TROUBLE MAKERS JUST FIND SOME THING OR SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFES A BITCH AINT IT HOW CAN ANYONE BLAME THE ONE THING THAT EVERY HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET DOES AND THAT IS LISTEN TO MUSIC FOR PEOPLE’S BEHAVIOUR!!!!! HOW COME THEY DON’T BAN PEOPLE FROM WATCHING TV AND PLAYSTATION OR EVEN XBOX
BUT YOU CAN CLOSE CLUBS FUCK UP DJ’S AND PROMOTERS LIVES BUT THE SAME TROUBLE MAKERS JUST FIND SOME THING OR SOMEWHERE ELSE TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
LIFES A BITCH AINT IT

]]> By: John http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4206 John Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:54:01 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4206 STN - ssssh! ;-) STN – ssssh! ;-)

]]> By: kek http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4204 kek Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:48:25 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4204 "Sergeant Strange" LOL! I'm just soo going to have to write a comic called that ! “Sergeant Strange” LOL! I’m just soo going to have to write a comic called that !

]]> By: STN http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4202 STN Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:16:40 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4202 When you started reading Mary Whitehouse's autobiography? When you started reading Mary Whitehouse’s autobiography?

]]> By: john http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4196 john Sun, 07 Feb 2010 20:32:03 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4196 when did I start attracting such prudes as readers? :-) (not you, Mr autonomic - great comment!) when did I start attracting such prudes as readers? :-)

(not you, Mr autonomic – great comment!)

]]> By: Admiral Banton http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4187 Admiral Banton Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:36:39 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4187 The fact this blogger (and my ex-Woofah employer, before I was framed in some laserprint-theft scandal that wasn't me) has written 'cocks in snow' on his Twitter feed isn't helping either...oh God, I'm going to gag again...back in a minute...I need the toilet again) The fact this blogger (and my ex-Woofah employer, before I was framed in some laserprint-theft scandal that wasn’t me) has written ‘cocks in snow’ on his Twitter feed isn’t helping either…oh God, I’m going to gag again…back in a minute…I need the toilet again)

]]> By: Admiral Banton http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4186 Admiral Banton Fri, 05 Feb 2010 22:32:22 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4186 It's spoiled my month. The idea of John boy listening to 90s techno in leather trousers and paddling some 50-year old Hornchurch mum/librarian, while growling "You've been a naughty girl, haven't you?" makes my...hang on, I feel really sick, need to go the toilet It’s spoiled my month. The idea of John boy listening to 90s techno in leather trousers and paddling some 50-year old Hornchurch mum/librarian, while growling “You’ve been a naughty girl, haven’t you?” makes my…hang on, I feel really sick, need to go the toilet

]]> By: uberVU - social comments http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4185 uberVU - social comments Fri, 05 Feb 2010 20:13:24 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4185 <strong>Social comments and analytics for this post...</strong> This post was mentioned on Twitter by lmhrnational: Brixton cops ban funky & bashment http://bit.ly/cEujWO and try to ban grime at Cargo London http://bit.ly/9S39ER #fuck696... Social comments and analytics for this post…

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]]> By: STN http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4183 STN Fri, 05 Feb 2010 09:36:51 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4183 The idea of you at Torture Garden has spoiled my breakfast. The idea of you at Torture Garden has spoiled my breakfast.

]]> By: paul autonomic http://www.uncarved.org/blog/2010/02/brixton-cops-ban-%e2%80%98bashment%e2%80%99-%e2%80%98funky-house%e2%80%99/comment-page-1/#comment-4182 paul autonomic Fri, 05 Feb 2010 02:32:23 +0000 http://www.uncarved.org/blog/?p=3168#comment-4182 Christ. I'd love to be at the briefing where they train the officers to discern whether it's funky or not. Patrolman 1: "Right, so if it goes 'fump fump fump,' we go in and bust some heads, yeah? Commander: "No, no, no! Remember, decent people listen to house too, so you've got to listen for those snares.." ♫ ba-dat-daa... ba-dat-daa... ba-dat-daa... ♫ "Hear that? That soca vibe? That's your target." Patrolman 2: "What about Villalobos?" Commander: "What about him?" Patrolman 2: "Is he funky?" Commander: "No not all. Next question." Patrolman 3: "What if they're just playing a bunch of American gear? Commander: "Right, this is trickier. If it's just New York tunes, wait for it to play out. But the moment you hear some Karizma, consider it an escalation. Same with rewinds. Of course, if there are MCs you just shut it down regardless." Patrolman 4: "What about Night Slugs and Hyperdub? Do we go in" Commander: "Hold off for now. We're waiting for Dissensus to decide whether that's really funky." Patrolman 5: "Are smart trainers OK?" Commander: "Depends who's wearing them." Christ. I’d love to be at the briefing where they train the officers to discern whether it’s funky or not.

Patrolman 1: “Right, so if it goes ‘fump fump fump,’ we go in and bust some heads, yeah?

Commander: “No, no, no! Remember, decent people listen to house too, so you’ve got to listen for those snares..” ♫ ba-dat-daa… ba-dat-daa… ba-dat-daa… ♫ “Hear that? That soca vibe? That’s your target.”

Patrolman 2: “What about Villalobos?”

Commander: “What about him?”

Patrolman 2: “Is he funky?”

Commander: “No not all. Next question.”

Patrolman 3: “What if they’re just playing a bunch of American gear?

Commander: “Right, this is trickier. If it’s just New York tunes, wait for it to play out. But the moment you hear some Karizma, consider it an escalation. Same with rewinds. Of course, if there are MCs you just shut it down regardless.”

Patrolman 4: “What about Night Slugs and Hyperdub? Do we go in”

Commander: “Hold off for now. We’re waiting for Dissensus to decide whether that’s really funky.”

Patrolman 5: “Are smart trainers OK?”

Commander: “Depends who’s wearing them.”

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