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Have you met The Met?

My overseas readers are probably aware that English people have a reputation for being a bit repressed. What may not be known is that we have several cathartic rituals in our culture which allow us an emotional release. They include getting completely shitfaced on continental lager, making some of the best music in the world, and moaning.

One extremely popular ritual for couples is a pilgrimage to IKEA to buy various bits and bobs for the house. On the surface an entirely mundane activity, but in reality a shitstorm of repressed aggression rising to the surface. For example, my nearest IKEA is the Edmonton branch - a store whose opening was heralded by a near riot and stabbing.

I found myself anticipating our latest visit with some excitement. The day began well with my better half telling me to fuck off before we’d even had breakfast, but this was merely a glimmer of what was to come. We headed up on the train to meet my Dad and borrow his car. (It’s always good to involve as many family members as possible in these operations as it maximises the potential for disagreement and conflict).

Our train was a bit late, so we pegged it off the station only to be greeted by a wall of cops. They had kindly erected a portable metal detector so they could search everyone leaving for evidence of “weapons, or terrorism”. Which I guess is fine - no point in going to IKEA for an argument if some nutjob is about to blow the place up as a symbolic gesture against western decadence, right?

Only, they weren’t searching bags.

“We’re not doing that today, sir.”

“Are terrorists not using bags today or something?”

“I can’t really comment on that, sir, but we’ll be searching bags on another day”.

“?”

“Can I just take your names? We need it for our records”

We give our names.

“Can I also have your full addresses and dates of birth?”

Better half asks why, and tries to find out what the data is for/who will see it. This is pretty much stonewalled and we don’t want to make an issue of it for two reasons. Firstly, my Dad is waiting in his car somewhere. Best not confirm his worst fears and turn up late after an argument with the police.

Secondly, someone else who was on our train is making an issue of it and things aren’t going well for her - in fact some copper has started asking her all sorts of questions about whether she has a valid ticket for her journey, eventually removing her oyster card from her and going into the station to check. Because not having a valid ticket is a clear sign of being a terrorist, or course, bag or not. Just to help you visualise the scene, I will point out that she was black and virtually all the cops were white.

“Can you just put any metal objects in your bag, sir, and walk through?”

Both of us walked through the detector and set the alarm off.

My better half pipes up “Oh, that’s probably my belt buckle”. We show our belt buckles. They wave us on without any further searches, meaning we could have any kind of metal on us, or in our bags.

I have mixed feelings about the incident. On the one hand, I should have been much more arsey about it all - but I caved in as my role of designated driver over-rode my role as heroic defender of civil liberties. On the other hand, the whole thing was so comically pointless, that adding to it seemed a bit surplus to requirements.

After that, IKEA was quite dull.

But we did get some nice shelves.

The Battle of Lewisham

“On 13 August 1977, the far-right National Front attempted to march from New Cross to Lewisham in South East London. Local people and anti-racists from all over London and beyond mobilised to oppose them, and the NF were humiliated as their march was disrupted and banners seized.

To mark the 30th anniversary of the ‘Battle of Lewisham’ we are holding a half day event in New Cross on Saturday 10th November with speakers and films (1 pm start at Goldsmiths College, New Cross).”

Some time has passed since the event at Goldsmiths, so my memory may play tricks on me. That would be in keeping with the write up on the Lewisham 77 blog makes the point that history is itself a battlefield, with various agendas and versions struggling to be heard. For me that was one of the most interesting aspects of the day – better than amassing a tick list of “facts” about what happened.

I arrived in time to see my friend Neil giving an overview of the events which lead up to the big day, and then we were straight into the first panel discussion.

This section could loosely be described as “leftie hacks vs the people”. On the one hand speakers on the platform and contributors from the audience tried to outline the orthodox left’s history of the event. Parts of this were very interesting – for example the tactics which succeeded in Lewisham had been attempted during a similar march in Wood Green some months beforehand, but hadn’t quite worked. The catastrophic humiliation of the Front in Lewisham severely limited their ability to operate a “march and grow” strategy.

And of course it is very heart warming to see that peoples’ sincerely held beliefs have endured over the 30 years since the day. However these contributions were marred for me by an emphasis on the bureaucracy of organising – the committee structure, lots of meetings, etc. And grandstanding, which was gloriously personified by an audience member from one sect beginning his “question” by trying to undermine the credibility of one of the speakers: “when I saw the poster I had no idea who you are, but now I see you I think I can remember you from back then”.

It’s undeniable that, like ‘em or loathe ‘em, groups like the Socialist Workers Party (SWP) et al played a huge role in the day’s events (as did local church groups). But they are often completely fucking boring to listen to.

In stark contrast, the other speakers in this first section were much more lively. Martin Lux gave an account of rucking with the NF and the cops from a working class anarchist perspective which was as uncompromising as it was entertaining.

Dr William Lez Henry (aka Lez Lyrix) told us of his experiences growing up in the area and the racism he encountered on a daily basis. His talk was very instructive and went some way to break down the mythologising of the other contributors. For example he and his friends had been told by more senior members of the local black community to let the white anti-racists converging on the area from outside fight the white fascists doing the same. The role of black youth on the day was initially to defend the few black owned businesses in the area, but then of course events overtook them and many opportunities to confront the overt racism of the NF and the not-so covert racism of the cops were exploited to the full.

Lez’s comments are fleshed out in his new book Whiteness Made Simple: Stepping Into The Grey Zone (NuBeyond, 2007) , with a particular emphasis on the need for black autonomy and self-education as ways of combating institutional racism.

I can’t remember much about the q&a section. It was probably better than the questions later on, but that isn’t saying very much. At all.

The first panel session was followed by a series of films which varied in quality. One was positively avant-garde, combining a soundtrack of harsh traffic noise alongside some indistinct commentary by people being interviewed about their involvement in the great day.

The second panel discussion was chaired by Dr Henry (which I thought was a good sign, because he doesn’t put up with any nonsense!). It was more questioning in nature – which was very welcome.

There were a number of contributions throughout the day from people involved with current struggles, for example against the BNP in Barking, the No-Borders campaign, etc. I didn’t get the impression that there was anywhere near as much energy or creativity involved with these projects as in 1977, but then we live in different times.

It was, however, quite depressing to hear from a representative from Unite Against Fascism that their main tactic is to campaign for people to vote for anyone other than the British National Party. This seems to be singularly unsuccessful and perhaps the reason for this is that the BNP are positioning themselves as a radical alternative to all of the other parties - parties who many people feel have nothing to offer them. UAF’s position only serves to reinforce this divide. If people are pissed off with their New Labour council, there is little point in trying to get people to vote Labour just to keep the BNP out. If this tactic is the best the orthodox left have to offer then it is no wonder that the BNP are currently competing with the Greens to become the 4th major political party in the UK - or indeed the 2nd or 3rd in some areas.

On a more positive note, Paul Gilroy (yes, him!) gave a great talk on his experiences of the riot, which essentially were of abject fear. He used this as a tool to open up a discussion about mythologising the past and how attempts to produce one coherent story should be resisted.

One profound example of this is that the orthodox left remembers an old woman leaning out of a window on Clifton Rise and questioning some of those present on the counter demo. According to that story she then put her speakers out of her window and played Bob Marley’s “Get Up Stand Up” which electrified the crowd. Non-aligned people remember it as Junior Murvin’s “Police and Thieves” however.

I find that very interesting for a whole number of reasons – not least that it reinforces Dr Henry’s comments that local black youth experienced far more oppression from the police than they did from swastika wielding NF members.

Gilroy was followed by Les Back whose contribution was similarly questioning and lacking in dogmatic certainties. He raised a number of issues around the changing face of British fascism. His questioning of the validity of the usefulness of referring to the BNP in the 21st Century as “Nazis” caused quite a stir amongst those involved in doing just that as part of the SWP-backed Anti-Nazi League, but to my mind he is bang on. His analysis extended into an interrogation of the idea of an English/British identity and how this is used by the right wing press as well as organised fascist groups, and of course by mainstream politicians.

I wanted this part of the day to be much more developed – how do you counteract the promotion of a “white identity” or a “national identity”? Do you:

a) take the piss out of it (by having a pop at middle-Englanders and morris dancing?).

But does this alienate people who have already bought into it to a greater or lesser degree? And do you replace it with anything else? – which brings us to:

b) Try to develop a more inclusive “English” identity – a la “curry and chips”, “reclaiming the Union Jack/Cross of St George”

– beaming faces looking up at you from the clip art produced by your press dept after having gone on their diversity training? Can you do this without appearing tokenistic (all these companies with black people splashed across their brochures, when their board of directors is all white guys in their fifties?). But isn’t an “inclusive” Englishness still basically an excuse for excluding people who are not “English” – i.e. the most recent waves of immigrants, but not those who have been here a while now?

c) Try to replace it with an identity based on class rather than race/nation…

Unfortunately that didn’t happen. What did happen was a series of mind-numbingly awful contributions from the floor, which consisted of the most heinous grandstanding I have ever had the misfortune to witness. Anyone who starts their “question” with “Right, I’ve just come from a meeting where we’ve been …” should be made to leave. The meeting degenerated into a thinly veiled competition to see who could justify their current political activity the best. Presumably this was meant to inspire people to join in or something. But as the “questions” got longer and longer my thoughts and energy began to evaporate. The British Left at play, fucking it all up as usual.

I fled the building with Martin after congratulating the organisers (because overall, I’d had a great time and it was very well organised), introducing myself to Dave Katz and saying hello to Lez.

The day raised so many questions it’s difficult to know where to begin. I learnt a lot about Lewisham 77 and realised how far we are away from anything like a successful mass movement against fascism 30 years later.

Further information is available at the great Lewisham 77 blog.

Five People spotted on Berwick Street

1) Simon Norris of Cyclobe (he seemed chipper).

2) A girl, buying lots of Studio One (she seemed completely in love with it).

3&4) Mr and Mrs Droid (they seemed knackered but very happy).

5) Martin, on his way to a new job (he seemed in a hurry).

lost rivers of London…

A guy called Zero got in touch to ask a few questions about me going down a sewer in Bow E3. Turns out he does that sort of thing a lot, as far as I can tell without the official permission I had!

He also takes better photos than me and sticks them up with some written accounts on his website: Silent UK

deterrent

“Did you wee in a jug last night, Dad?”

“Er, no - I forgot.”

“Mum’s gonna be cross with you! You better remember!” [adopts faux hypnotist voice] “Weeeeee iiiiiiin a juuuuuuug! Yooooooo wiiill remeeeeeeeember! Weeeeeeee iiiiiiin a jug!”

“Isn’t it time you brushed your teeth?”

It’s the foxes, see. They are bold as brass round our way. One night I was coming home late from a meeting, Killing Joke’s “Bloodsport” blaring out of my discman, when this huge behemouth, about waist height, just strolled past me. I half expected it to say “awright?” and give me a nod.

There was a TV programme about urban foxes where I live earlier this year. My neighbours (well not my neighbours, they lived over the other side of the area, in the posh bit) were suffering.

A posh lady had decided to keep chickens - “We’re trying to be GREEN! You understand? Trying to live with nature.” How more natural do you want to be? Human keeps chickens, fox kills chickens and eats them. It’s all part of the great cycle of life. “Nature” as Alan Watts once pointed out “is an eating competition”. She didn’t see it that way. To her it was an outrage that she would go to all the trouble of keeping chickens and then they might get snuffed out for someone else’s dinner.

urban fox photo by permuted.org

[This photo is by my old friend Words, who runs a site called permuted.org which includes an amazing urban fox resource and gallery. I didn't actually know that until I used google image search to find a nice photo for this entry. What a great find!]

Another couple featured in the programme took an insanely prurient interest in foxes fucking outside their house at night. I mean, yeah, it’s not a pleasant noise or anything (and can be a bit disorientating when they wake you up) but is there really a need to stay up and watch them at it - with night-vision goggles?

There was more huffing and puffing and outrage that animals might impinge on the peace and quiet of, uh, inner London. I swear I’m not making this next bit up. The bloke bought a gun to try and get rid of the foxes. Because if there is one thing Hackney needs more of, it’s sexually repressed blokes with guns, right? How safe would YOU feel with a neighbour like that, coming home late from the pub one night (Killing Joke on your headphones…)

So anyway, I digress. The foxes round our way have been digging up our plants. Apparently the solution to this is to surround said plants with the urine of a human male. I happen to be the only human male in our household, so the task falls to me.

At least that was my excuse last night when my neighbour bumped into me on the walkway whilst I was a carrying a warm jug of piss.

Lewisham ‘77

Shitfun in Bow E3

sewer tunnel
Is this Grimey enough?

Last week was national sewer week and I was given the opportunity to check out a pumping station and walk through a sewer tunnel.

People I talked to about this were either horrified or fascinated by the prospect. From my perspective the whole experience would’ve been worth it for the headline above.

Abbey Mills pumping station is a beautiful bit of victorian architecture designed by Joseph Bazalgette (the godfather of London sewerage). The outside is weird gothic to the max and it is no surprise that it’s been used as a film set on a number of occasions, including a recent outing as the asylum in Batman Begins. Bazalgette apparently spent almost a year of his life designing it all, even down to the detail of the tiles - presumably as some kind of monument to himself and to all London’s waste.

The interior is a strange combination of victorian and 70s sci-fi - a wet dream for fans of classic Dr Who and “hauntologists”. The canteen was used as a prison waiting room in the Jeffrey Archer docu-drama. It’s all stark brickwork and inexplicably huge yet functional machinery. This massive building dedicated to pumping everyone’s faeces. Superb.

It’s interesting how the development of capitalism is so intertwined with sewerage. For example the original wooden pipes used to drain away rain water were only made possible thanks to the technology used to manufacture gun barrels. Similarly, the actual shape of London is partially determined by sewers: many of them were formerly rivers which were then covered over so that houses could be built on them.

Walking through a sewer was a weird experience - a group of us trudged along in thigh high wellies, overalls and hardhats. Amazing brickwork and lots of it. It didn’t smell that bad, in fact - probably because it was mainly water, with the odd turd, bit of toilet paper, and a surprising number of mobile phones.

Joseph Bazalgette’s great-grandson Peter is best known for introducing Big Brother to British television. So, after Joseph dedicated his whole life to getting the shit out of people’s houses…

Battle for Broadway Market screening 11th Feb

HACKNEY INDEPENDENT FILM SHOW

The Battle for Broadway Market

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At the end of November 2005 an occuption was started by local residents at 34 Broadway Market to prevent it being knocked down for luxury flats.

Over the next few months support multiplied and the news travelled around the world. It’s a story that brings in corrupt property developers, an incompetant council, rampant gentrification and the question of just what sort of community we want in 21st century London.

This is the definitive film of the event.

Dir: Emily James, 2006, 62 minutes

Trailer:

Also…The 43 Group

After the Second World War Jewish ex-serviceman found once again Oswald Mosley and his Blackshirt pals spreading their anti-semitic message on the streets. This documentary recounts the anti-fascist battles fought in the East End and all over London in the years immediately after 1945.

Dir: Graeme Kennedy, 2000, 25 minutes

Smoke and Mirrors: Fighting Housing Privatisation

An inspirational documentary showing how tenants in Edinburgh fought against council housing privatisation.

3pm, Sunday February 11, Sebright Arms, 31-35 Coate Street, London, E2 9AG£2 entry

Sunday lunch is served in the Sebright Arms from 1-4pm at £7 per head onwards

http://www.hackneyindependent.org

reading: Just for you, London

John Barker - Reader Flattery: Iain Sinclair and the Colonisation of East London  

Ben - Dalston Revisited - Report on the protest at Gillett ’square’ today

Hackney Independent - Winter 06/07 newsletter

Bryan Magee - Clouds of Glory: A Hoxton Childhood (Pimlico, 2004)

Unwaged fightback - A history of Islington Action Group of the Unwaged - 1980-86

Greengalloway: Crass/ Conway Hall/ Statement/ KYPP 1 - especially this. Also all the recent posts about punks vs anarchists vs situationists.

Transpontine - a great series of posts covering everything from Jamie Reid in Croydon, Test Dept, Band of Holy Joy, etc.

Broader than Broadway

DVDs of the films ‘The Battle for Broadway Market’ by Emily James and ‘5 ½ roofs’ by Sepp Brudermann are available now.

The proceeds will all go towards paying Spirit’s rent arrears for December and January?

The DVDs are available @ £10 each, or £ 15 for the pair, if you buy direct from Spirit’s shop in Broadway Market, Hackney.

To order copies by post, please send cheques (payable to L. G. Grant) to:- The Spirit of Broadway Market, 71 Broadway Market, London E8 4PH

£11 for ‘The Battle of Broadway Market - including P&P
£11 for ‘5 ½ roofs’ - including P&P
£17 for both DVDs - including P&P

both films are quality productions. ‘5 1/2 roofs’ is a film about squatting and features the b’way mkt occupation in the final section.
‘the battle for b’way mkt’ is the definitive record of the occupation and campaign. essential purchase for those who wish to be inspired by what local people can achieve when confronted by gentrification and corrupt local authorities. ..