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Prelude: Situationist International

situationist cartoon

“It’s easy to see why these imbeciles go for the Situationist option when they’re confronted with the genealogical question. The Situationist International produced a good number of ‘difficult’ texts and so they are easy to write about. What one does is explain concepts such as ‘the spectacle’ or ‘detournement’; this fills up a lot of space with less time being put in for the money earned than that required for someone engaging in genuine analysis.”

Stewart Home: “Blood Splattered with Guitars: A demonstration of the fact that there are no direct links between PUNK ROCK, the Sex Pistols and the Situationist International” i.e. Chapter Two of the essential Cranked Up Really High: Genre Theory and Punk Rock (Codex Books, 1995).

Part One coming soon…

The Strange Case of Nicola Vincenzio Crane

Nicky Crane grew up in Crayford. He was an archetypal bonehead in the 70s, becoming the Kent organiser for the neo-nazi British Movement by the end of the decade.

A photograph of Crane ended up on the cover of the “Strength Thru Oi!” LP which was complied by Garry Bushell for Sounds and released on Decca in 1981:

“Under looming deadline pressure I suggested using a shot from a skinhead Xmas card which I believed was a still from the Wanderers movie. In fact it had been taken by English skinhead photographer Martin Dean. It wasn’t until the very last minute, when Decca had mocked up the sleeve that the photo was sufficiently clear to reveal Nazi tattoos. We had the option of either airbrushing the tattoos out or putting the LP back a month while we put a new sleeve together…”

There was an expose by the Daily Mail a few months later, also revealing that Crane was then doing a four year stretch for racist violence. Decca deleted the record and Bushell got all indignant:

“Me, at that point in my life a dedicated socialist (used to having ‘Bushell is a red’ chanted at me at gigs), accused of masterminding a right-wing movement by a newspaper that had once supported Mosley’s Blackshirts, Mussolini’s invasion of Abyssinia, and appeasement with Hitler right up to the outbreak of World War Two…”

On his release from prison, Crane hooked up with Ian Stuart Donaldson, the leading “light” of the rubbish band Skrewdriver, even writing the lyrics to their song “Justice”, about (as Donaldson later put it) “when he was sent to jail for four years for leading a British Movement gang who were retaliating for attacks by blacks upon themselves.” (a nice bit of logic there – an organised political gang dedicated to racial violence is somehow “retaliating”, against anybody who happens to be black).

Crane and Donaldson went on to launch “Blood & Honour” in 1987 – basically a network of bonehead bands and zines which produced “Hitler was right” stickers, released godawful records, organised gigs and promoted the politics of race war and racial violence.

Blood & Honour organised clandestinely because of pressure from anti-fascists. Their gigs were secret affairs for those retarded enough to be “in the know”, often featuring an elaborate series of redirection points, venue bookings under false names, etc. Even given all of this cloak and dagger stuff, B&H were regularly humiliated by Anti-Fascist Action, categorically the most important (and militant) anti-fascist organisation in the UK during the 1980s and 90s.

Two major London events were completely stymied by AFA at their redirection points at Hyde Park (1989) and Waterloo (1992) respectively. Blood & Honour had staked a great deal on these gigs, inviting people from all over Europe to attend. Their credibility took a nosedive and the network soon descended into faction fighting, rip offs, etc. No large scale events have taken place in the capital since.

So far, business as usual for the far right (and a very lucrative business at that, despite all the stuff about doing it for the kids/race). But what most people didn’t know at the time was that Nicky Crane was leading a double life. He was gay, he worked as a bouncer at S&M clubs and even appeared in gay porn videos. In 1992 he finally came out in a programme on Channel 4, subsequently dropping out of the far right and settling down with his partner, an older man, who was apparently Jewish.

Nicky Crane died in 1993 of an AIDs-related illness. He’s now routinely condemned by the hard men of 21st century bonehead-ism, who (despite all the uniforms and male bonding) are always a little too zealous in distancing themselves from anything less than 100% hetero… hmmmm.

Crane is also an icon of “rough trade” for gay porn - just do a google for his name (not at work!) and you’ll find dozens of sites which use his name as a keyword, but don’t seem to have anything relating to him in the content. A strange legacy following a mixed up life.

End of story? Not quite:

“NAZI FARTSY

Earsay’s [A Channel 4 magazine programme iirc] snippets on Genesis P-Orridge et al featured an unexpected guest - a certain Nicola Crane. Crane, the neo-Nazi who by a series of errors made the front cover of ‘Strength Thru Oi’, turned out to be one of the ’stars’ of a Psychic TV video film. Let’s hope the media are as quick to condemn this obviously deliberate airing for Crane as they were with that accidental airing three years ago.”

Sounds, 22nd September 1984

This press clipping recently came to light on the PTV-related FOPI discussion list. I’ve not seen the actual issue of Sounds it is supposed to originate from, but it looks a bit like a “gossip column” article. Nor have I seen any follow ups / retractions / etc. Psychic TV were no strangers to the letters pages of the music press, though…

image from Psychic TVs Unclean video courtesy of FOPI.net

The video is question must surely be for “Unclean”, a track which was released as a 12″ single on Temple Records in 1984.

Nobody seems to have seen any credits for the production of the video. In 1984, Crane would have been fresh out of prison. Did he earn a crust for one of the many people who directed films for PTV?

Is it actually him?

My copy of the Unclean video is pretty knackered, but looking at it again, one of the featured skinheads does resemble Nicky Crane. He appears in two shots - the one as in the picture above (but only from the shoulders upwards) and one in front of a backdrop of Piccadilly Circus. In the latter shot, he clearly has some tattoos on his arms, but they aren’t clear.

If that skinhead was Nicky Crane, complete with nazi tattoos, I find it peculiar that this was allowed to slip through the net - especially in the light of all the dirt which was thrown at Throbbing Gristle for their supposed (and nonexistent) fascism. It’s all very odd indeed.

Diseases

All this bollocks yesterday from the minister for international development about how “Reggae stars ‘fuel spread of HIV’” is more than adequately dealt with by my old mucker here:

Letter in the Guardian 23rd November 2004 from Stuart Borthwick

and also by Human Rights Watch’s recent report Hated To Death: Homophobia, Violence and Jamaica’s HIV/AIDS Epidemic. Which states that, y’know, the fact that homosexuality has been illegal since before Sizzla was born, that police brutality against those suspected of living with the virus is normal, that there is inadequate healthcare, etc. may have a larger bearing on the issue than some song lyrics.

But, you know that already, innit?

So in typical tabloid fashion, we’ll just look at some records instead. I find the way that reggae deals with sexual health and deviance to be interesting and more complicated than it’s normally portrayed. I mean obviously there are a host of worthy records from people like Lady Saw and Buju Banton to point at which argue strongly for sexual empowerment and sexual health and this alone suggests that once again ministers who talk about popular culture are likely to talk out of their arses…

But what about the mad shit, eh?

King Kong - AIDS 7

King Kong - AIDS (Gussie P, 1992)

I have to say, I don’t play this one very much, but I’m still glad I picked it up for 50p from an old geezer selling it on the pavement in Brick Lane.

King Kong is I think best known for his late 80s work with Jammys (Trouble Again, Legal We Legal) and King Tubby (Babylon, and Two Big Bull with Anthony Red Rose). AIDS is a reversion of another Tubby’s hit. I’ve not heard the original, but this time around it’s over a blistering reworking of the Tempo riddim done by Tottenham’s Mafia & Fluxy.

Lyrically, it’s ominous, apocalyptic, imminent. Harsh from the opening line:

“Call Mr Martin - A billion coffin”

The chorus hammers it all home:

“When AIDS take you, lord a god
Nobody can help you”

And frankly, if you’re like me, you know what’s coming next and prepare to wince:

“Can’t say Jah never did a warn you
It’s written in the Holy Bible”

But the expected homophobic onslaught doesn’t really appear. Instead the biblical passages under review are the ones from Revelations (and not the usual Leviticus):

“When the time is coming to an end
One third of mankind a gonna go
by suffering and by plague”

So, it’s judgement, but on the whole of the population. Which ain’t great, but there is no mention on this record of bunning the battyman because of scripture…

Instead there is some garbled stuff in the middle about how it “lick down Freddy Mercury” and how gay people are going to end up like Rock Hudson if they don’t change their ways - which is open to interpretation, especially in the light of one of the final verses:

“Please please don’t get vex
I’m telling you my brothers - safe sex
Please please don’t get vex
I’m telling you my sisters - safe sex
Please remember when you kiss and caress
I don’t want to see a little life upset”

Of course, lyrics about a vengeful god smiting people with plagues etc is probably as old as the Bible (or in fact, the books which make up the Old Testament), but I’m sure Mr Kong drew inspiration heavily from:

Papa Michigan & General Smiley - Diseases (Greensleeves, 1981)

Some hugely bouncy early dancehall, combination style. The somewhat extreme lyrics are completely negated by the delivery which seems jaunty and amiable to the point of tongue in cheek to me. But maybe I just let people off too often for the sake of a good tune…

“Every day the girls dress up in the trousers
What happened to the skirts and blouses?
Why can’t I-man see you in your dresses?
Cos these things unto Jah is not pleases”

[...]

“Mind Jah Jah lick you with diseases
The most dangerous diseases
I talking like the elephantisis
The other one is the polomylitis
Arthritis and the one diabetes”

I mean… really?

Pad Anthony - Middle Leg 12 inch

Pad Anthony - Middle Foot(Jammys)

I am a massive fan of Mr Anthony’s “Champion Bubbler/See Them A Come” 12″ on Greensleeves. This isn’t nearly as good, frankly. But it does feature him going to a dance, meeting a girl with an improbable, yet cunningly rhyme-friendly, name. Making love til the early morn, you know the koo.

And yet, behind this common tale of hedonism and simple pleasures lies a painful reality. A couple of days later, Pad, finds that”strange things” are happening to him:

“Check me out nurse -
Nurse me a beg you
Fi check out mi middle foot”

Seems he’s come down with the clap, but is terrified of the injection the doctor recommended, so is begging for some pills instead.

It’s not all macho bragging you know!

This does however highlight one theme in this whole dancehall pathology thang - the final recommendation is not to go off with women who are strangers, which isn’t really bad advice, but seems to highlight the common idea that women cannot be trusted and are quite possibly vessels for disease. This is palpable nonsense, but perhaps the sort of way in which these issues get aired by conspicuously hetero males in conspicuously patriarchal cultures.

I dunno when this came out, but would guess late 80s, so obviously he should be telling people he’ll always use a condom again. Although use of condoms is something which there is huge resistance to in many countries which are plagued with AIDS, not just those which happen to be the home of certain reggae artists, so I dunno. Round and round we go….

Bunny General - Donkey Man 7 inch

Bunny General - Donkey Man (Waterhouse, 1988)

And so we finish not on the sublime, but the ridiculous. This isn’t about sexual health, per se, but I’m chucking it in here because it’s nearly related and you’ve come to expect tangents, yes?

Another seven from the Danny stash, which has fuelled many a blog entry and many a late night discussion round mine.

I’ll be quite open about this, I’ve heard this record loads of times now and I’m still not entirely clear what the fuck it’s about. This is partly because of the patois, and partly because the rapid fire vocals, but it’s also partly because it’s just completely mental.

Ok, here we go:

“No Donkey Man, Me Don’t Like Donkey Man!”

Geezer wakes up the morning and sees a woman named Shirley go by with a shapely behind. In true porn film style they then begin to get down to it, but are rudely interrupted by a braying donkey. Geezer looks up:

“Me see a youthman - behind a donkey”

For reasons which it will take a better man than me (or anyone I know who has heard this tune) to fathom, the song then goes into a bezerker version of the chorus of “My Girl Lollipop”.

It continues in similar style, with Millie Small’s finest leaping in when you least expect it. The closing lines give the game away:

“No rape the donkey, don’t rape the donkey”

To be honest, if I was Pressure Sounds, this would have been track 1 side 1 of their King Tubby’s digital compilation Firehouse Revolution but for some reason they didn’t even include it on there. Pah! I suppose there is a whole academic decontruction paper here, but my guess is that the “girl lollipop” bits are him trying to take his mind off the guy with the donkey and continue his business with Shirley.

Having said that it’s also entirely possible I’ve misheard the whole thing and it will turn out to be some well known anecdote about JA donkey keepers being disreputable in some other way.

“There’s a Dr Freud on the phone for you, John..”

press the eject and give me the tape

Paul Meme over at “shards” proudly presents:

Friday night special: John Eden’s ultimate roots ‘n’dancehall mix

90 minutes of mp3 pleasure for you all. It’s a bit strange, going back to stuff from 2000 now, especially as I was off me head when I stuck it all on tape. It’s all brought back a ton of good memories, for sure, but also reminded me of a whole heap of tunes I’d forgotten about… Apologies for the sizzla, btw.

Needless to say the tape was only intended for Paul’s ears and if you like any of the tracks you should support the artists and labels by making that purchase…

When the Two 8’s Clash - Appendix 1

Goody Goody

This came out in about 1993 and is based around a HUGE reworking of “Peter Gunn”. Which is obviously anthemic in so many ways - my Dad was/is a huge Duane Eddy fan and I think the only times we have bonded musically were when we both went out to buy the Art of Noise’s relick of Peter Gunn, plus the time when he came into my bedroom while I was playing “This Nations Saving Grace” by The Fall and had a great chat about how cool all the twangy guitars were.

The riddim is reminiscent of Shaggy’s “Oh Carolina” and it’s all top party stuff - Bugs Bunny samples, lyrics about girls and the rest. But just towards then end, Mr Sylva throws the following into the mix:

“Charlie says: ‘I love that goody goody’
Charlie says: ‘It really makes me [something I can't remember!]‘”

In obvious reference to the 93 hit by The Prodigy. That freaked me right out when I first heard it, because I assumed it was a JA release, which would mean ‘the massive’ getting into pop-hardcore down Kingston way. Which perhaps they did anyway, but Signet are actually based in New York. Interesting nonetheless.

In fact, seeing The Prodigy at Brixton Academy in the early to mid 90s was my first real exposure to drum ‘n’ bass iirc. I think they had Grooverider DJ-ing as support, and there was much confusion and sitting down from most of the audience, with a few loners half-stepping gleefully to the breaks. I got really into it but the rest of the crew I was with really hated the experience. Just as I was standing up to make a dramatic break with the past and to launch myself publically into a new era of junglism, the Rider came off and the Prodge came on. Isn’t that always the way?

This in turn reminds me of another anecdote, ripped straight from the Rough Guide to Reggae (an essential purchase which is about to come out in a new edition). Fashion were one of the dancehall reggae labels to embrace early jungle big time (indeed, they had previously been the home of people like General Levy and released his seminal “Heat”).

Alongside that, they also released “Jungle Bungle” by Starkey Banton in which he dismisses it all as:

“One bag a noise and a whole heap a sample
That’s something my earholes can’t handle”

LONDON ACID CITY: When the Two 8’s Clash

“I don’t think many readers have really understood what I set out to do with The Assault on Culture. My principle concern was actually with the construction of histories, the process of historification, the fact that no matter how much attention is paid to detail; the construction of a history is always a process of radical simplification which grossly distorts the subject under discussion.”

Stewart Home interviewed by Fabio Zucchella in Pulp Libri #3, Rome September/October 1996.

If you read most of the books about acid house you are presented with a tale of energy, excitement, hedonism and positivity – a revolution taking place in our lifetimes which may yet rival the 1960s. Bleeps and pills heralded a new era in culture, with the nation’s youth rising as one to put their hands in the air – only challenged by the tabloids and cops.

Well I’m not about to dispute that, but it seems that the arrival of acid house wasn’t greeted with universal acclaim in all quarters.

Exhibit A
Frankie Paul - Acid
Frankie Paul – Acid (Exterminator 7”, 1989)

On first hearing, this is another wonderful example of “trend jumping” in reggae, with whatever is in the news turning up on records the next weekend:

“Well I took a trip down to London town
To hear the talk wi a go round
At the new stylee – 89 click
Click of the century
Dem talk ‘bout aciiid
Dem a dance aciiid”

Frankie Paul leaping on the bandwagon and describing acid as a new dance, alongside yard staples such as “jump and spread out” and Water Pumping etc. The area of dance crazes following hit tunes in JA culture is really under-exposed, although it had an overground resurgence with Sean Paul’s Like Glue recently – the video and fold-out sleeve for the 7” both giving step by step instructions for all you dancehall queens out there.

However all is not what it seems – later choruses in the track proclaim:

“Aciiid – don’t you dance the aciiid”.

So - what up, Mr Paul?

Exhibit B
Frankie Paul - 89 Click
Frankie Paul - 89 Lick/Click (Blacker Dread 12”, 1989)

89 Lick is essentially the same riddim - with added anglicised lyrics (Blacker Dread being based in south London, whilst (E)xterminator runs out of Kingston). So the dances now include “breakdance” in addition to Water Pumping and a reference to watching Channel 4 gets thrown in as well! Plus:

“I know a girl, she’s from Brixton town
Every time I see her she always wear a frown
…She a dance aciiid”

“Jamaicans talk about jump and spread out
English talk ‘bout aciiid”

“Dennis Brown he don’t like no acid
Frankie Paul he will never try no acid”

It’s kind of light hearted, with an anti-drugs message lurking somewhere in the background, I guess. The sort of thing you might expect someone to come out with if they had just just blown into town for a few days and experienced the explosion of “the 2nd summer of love”™, perhaps.

Exhibit C
Demon Rocker - Hard Drugs
Demon Rocker – Hard Drugs (Unity 12″, 1989?)

Since the excellent Honest Jon’s retrospective Watch How the People Dancing we are all obliged to refer to “the collectible Unity Sounds label”. At least you get that impression from ebay.

Unity, for those who haven’t got the compilation, is one of the key points in the evolution of the London (and hence UK) reggae soundsystem scene. It’s all dealt with superbly in the sleevenotes to the comp, so I shan’t bother getting too deep into the history here. For our purposes it is worth remembering that Unity were one of the first (if not the first) crews to start producing their own digital riddims in the wake of “sleng teng”. Indeed, because of their connections with Jammys, they were also one of the first UK sounds to play sleng teng.

Here you have a sound which has been playing digital dance music since 1985, and releasing its own twelves for a slightly shorter period. This gives them a good 3 years jump on acid house. So obviously the arrival of the loved-up 808 massive with the smiley bandanas is welcomed with open arms, no? Well…

“Now dis one dedicated to all the yout dem wi a take dis acid ting
We no love it – we fight against it, it bad bad bad”

[chorus] “some a holla fi de drug and when they get it can’t manage it”

“Now de acid business come a kill de yout dem
me a warn all de nice young people dem”

A lot of the Unity tracks which didn’t make it onto the compilation have a very strong and occasionally discomforting moral tone to them, so it’s not that much of a surprise to hear that Demon Rocker wants the youth to be taking sensi and not LSD, or that ecstasy is “a mind bending drug”.

What’s compelling about this tune is the way that Demon Rocker (aka Demon Rocka and Deman Rocker) explicitly adopts the ancient role of the folkloric storyteller. The lyrics are a complete linear narrative and there is a crystal clear moral to the story. It revolves around Demon’s experiences of his mate Mark who gets a new job, becomes a yuppie and invites him to a party up in Finchley (of all places!). Great party: “white and black dem a mingle and have a good time”.

But wouldn’t you know it:

“Next thing a man come in with a pouch pon him side
Everyone start rush him from back and side
Me feel him must be someone everyone like
But him a sell ecstasy – 25 pounds a time”

“Them a start play some music me never hear in me life
and put on some big bright flashing lights
People start shout ‘acid!’ at the top a dem voice
When me see certain thing me eyes open up wide”

And indeed the rest of the tune descends into drug-fuelled debauchery (admittedly with a probably conscious sense of the ridiculous): it’s a catalogue of public sexual acts, people bringing their bicycles inside and riding them around, fighting, women showing their arses, and men dancing with one another. Now for some people, that might sound like quite banging night out (or indeed an ordinary Wednesday night in), but that is not The Way of the Righteous:

“So me tell all de yout no take LSD
and keep your backside out a acid party”

What is most interesting for me is not the initial impact of acid house on a vibrant, electronic, ganja-fuelled dance music scene, but the two trajectories of these attitudes and activity in the following years.

Firstly, the UK roots scene, which has (let’s face it) rarely been a launchpad for futurism or innovation, was pretty slow to catch on to the babylonian un-ital digital riddim.

Dread and Fred

The track which gets credited for shaking everything up (in all senses!) is Warrior Stance by Bedford’s Dread and Fred. According to the Rough Guide, this actually came out in 1988 as a 12” on Jah Shaka’s label, which is impressive if you think about it in terms of acid house, but a bit of a lag in reggae terms when you consider sleng teng and its various precursors. (Though I’m sure Shaka caned it on dubplate for ages before its release.)

Apparently there were serious mixed feelings amongst the cognoscenti about the arrival of Warrior Charge and the tracks which followed it. In some ways the purists were right to be nervous, because a load of producers such as Iration Steppas saw to it that UK Roots would never be the same again.

And it wasn’t just the music, either – people felt that the message was subtly shifting away from rastafari – into a void:

“I’m kind of disheartened with the roots now, because when you’re talking about roots, you’re talking about rasta music. If you’re talking about dub that’s fine enough, but to me dub is just the rhythm, but roots is the message and without a message there is no vision. [...] now I find the roots scene in England is turning more to the dub and away from the roots. You’ve got a lot of sound systems claiming to be roots sounds, and they’re not defending what they’re saying. [...] It’s also become a freak kind of thing, when I see people who are the overspills from the acid dances and gothic people, and I know none of them are in it for the message, none of them have any love for my faith. They’re in it for the dub, so it’s now become another form of rave – you go to an acid dance and hear this thumping bass, well let’s go to Jah Shaka now and hear another kind of thumping bass, you know?”

Danny Red, interviewed in Boomshakalacka #11, October 1992.

This criticism exists to this day, with the University of Dub dances at the Brixton rec particularly coming in for flak because of its audiences’ alleged ecstasy/coke use, whiteness, and general unrighteousness. Obviously this ignores the role that these dances play in bringing a message to people who simply haven’t heard it yet. No doubt there are countless ex-ravers (and possibly even some ex-goths!) who followed Shaka’s thumping bass into a whole new world of reggae music.

On the other hand, we have to consider the (massively under exposed) subsequent trajectory of the Unity Sounds crew and Demon Rocker himself:

“Demon Rocker and Flinty, they went off to be the Ragga Twins, Speccy the Navigator went into the rave scene, travelling all over the world, he’s still doing it now [I have good grounds to believe he is the excellent MC Navigator these days – JE]. Peter Bouncer worked with Rebel MC. They all worked for one person at one stage, Shut Up and Dance I think they called themselves. I thought these guys made it their duty to come to our dances, taking whosoever was on the sound and going off to record them on something else”

Robert Fearon aka Ribs, Unity Sound, interviewed by Honest Jon’s for the sleevenotes to Watch How The People Dancing (Honest Jons HJRCD3 2002)

In some ways, people had to wait for acid house to run its course for all the links to be made. ‘Ardcore allowed the dancehall crews a way in to rave, and the ravers a way back, into dub, reggae and dancehall.

There’s scope for much more on all this – the dialectical relationship between hedonism and righteousness in the London dancehall scene, the role of technology and drugs, the furious importing and exporting of beats and styles. Somewhere there is a book to be written on the role of Saxon, Jah Tubbys, Heatwave, Jah Shaka, Unity and countless others in the ‘ardkore continuum.

Prices of old records being what they are, it’s unlikely that I will be the one to put anything cohesive together, but I hope you’ve enjoyed reading this as much as I’ve enjoyed cramming another piece into the jigsaw. There is always another story to tell, which is why I am wary of historification as a process. Fortunately, in the blogosphere and elsewhere, there is always someone willing to tell another story and I await the next chapter with much interest…

Thanks to Danny and Tim P.

new content at uncarved.org/dub/

Eskimo Fox

Charlie Eskimo “Mus’come” Fox - the stalwart drummer for Creation Rebel, African Headcharge and countless other reggae sessions speaks to Greg Whitfield in this extensive interview.

pre-history of sleng teng

Nice piece on Sleng Teng over at Search And Delete.

Some stuff to check for sure. (Thanks as ever to Matt for the link).

My tuppence worth:

pumpkin belly

Tenor Saw’s “Pumpkin Belly” is arguably far better than the original Wayne Smith cut.

On the same lyrics over different backing tip, Alozade & Hollowpoint’s “Under Mi Sensi” on the Clappas riddim is well wicked, high energy stuff.

Conscious Sounds & Kenny Knots

You should also look out for Kenny Knots and the Bush Chemists track “Good Sensimiella” which came out on a Conscious Sounds 10″ last year. Great vocals and dub of an absolutely seismic reworking of the riddim by Dougie Conscious.

Rubadub Soldier

Nice to see some mention of the pre-sleng teng digi stuff also. Paul Blake and the Bloodfire Posse’s “Rub a Dub Soldier” is a current household fave here, with the daughter demanding that we sing the opening lines on a regular basis:

“I’m… just a rub a dub soldier – fighting… to keep the rockers aliiiiiiiiiiiive
I’m… just a rub a dub soldier – working… from a nine until fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive.”

Also features a bit of just about ok scratching in the dub bit, which I’m sure isn’t a common occurrence.

herbman

What’s interesting about early 80s productions of people like Junjo and Sly & Robbie (and Scientist’s dubs) is that they were getting increasingly sparse and robotic – as if the culture was reaching out for the technology long before it actually became available or affordable.

Bad Motherfucker on Two Turntables Go OFF!!!

Simon asks: Is it too early for Big Beat nostalgia?

Hmmm! Circa 98/99? Sounds good to me. Certainly this was the last time I went out to clubs in a serious/regular manner - getting ready, going out all night dancing off my nuts and getting home about 7:00am to spend the rest of the day listening to dub and watching the patterns in the carpet.

I used to love the Big Beat Boutique nights they did at The End. I had some of my best times out there ever, in fact. Of course if you tell people that now they don’t believe you because it’s impossible to untangle the reality with the the subsequent downward spiral into celebrity weddings and half arsed attempts to make self-consciously wacky breakbeat music.

My affair with Big Beat started during one of the Essential Festivals in Brighton. We queued up for ages and ages and when we finally got in, there weren’t many people about. All the tents were empty and playing music which went doof doof doof and boom tish boom tish and not much else really. It was crap.

Cut La Roc

But then one tent had steam coming out of it, so we barged in to find Cut la Roc mashing up an all-time classic selection of party tunes. Scratching the fuck out of “Night of the Living Bassheads”, chucking about a minute of the Prodigy’s “Everybody in the Place” into the mix - and then onwards. Mr La Roc was having the time of his life, and so was everybody else. After a quick raised eyebrows to say “Aha! Here we are then” we proceeded to Get On Down.

At that time it seemed possible to just play a load of great records, mixed really well (but still messily) and for it not to be a cliche.

Other highlights:

Hardknox

Hardknox - every time I ever saw them, ever

Steve Proctor (who made some great drum ‘n’ bass as Immortal Minds and Skycutter) and Lindy Layton (yes, that one). A great combination. Their records were MASSIVE noisy breakbeat monsters, with hooks – sort’ve like a poppier version of breakcore.

Hardknox

The DJ sets were another kettle of fish. Each time I saw them they did something different. One time they were on in the main room of The End and played fantastically funky and industrial jungle with some great dubplates which I don’t think ever came out. It was so well put together you kept thinking “ok, if it gets and harder than this, I’m out of here” but then they just pulled it back into total funk.

Another time Lindy took control of the decks in the main room (in a rubber dress iirc) playing outrageously hard breaks, whilst Stevie P did the business in the back bar playing jump up.

We also saw them to do a great set in the Dogstar down in Brixton before Carnival – loads of JA ragga pre leading into some pure funk drum ‘n’ bass. There were rumours of PAs with trannies and strippers as well.

A major deal with Jive beckoned with a great (but not as good as it could have been) album and much talk of a second, – and then nothing. Last rumour I heard was that Lindy was now a compere in a Spearmint Rhino somewhere. Steve was doing sample CDs…

Norman Cook

Fatboy Slim in the back room

“Special Guest”, indeed. Norman Cook on the decks all night long in the back room of The End. No idea how he managed it, but we were there with him all night as well. He went through the whole gamut of dance music, perfectly sequenced – disco bleeding into acid house, soul classics following techno. He was jumping up and down like a loon with everyone else, only stopping during the brief interlude of technical difficulties: “Norman’s blown the speakers, Norman’s blown the speakers, la la-la LA!”

One of those occasions where complete strangers give you a look as if to say “I can’t quite fucking believe something this amazing is happening to me – can you?”. I imagine the chances of ever seeing the bloke again with this sort of atmosphere are… slim. We left about 10 minutes before knocking-off time to avoid the queue for coats. We went to say goodbye and he was bouncy and smiley and genuinely interested in if we’d had good time. We, uh, had!

Fatboy Slim in the main room

Obviously. Towards the end of The End sessions you would get people coming who just wanted to see chart act FBS and who would leave after they had. But there were some great sets before then. Hearing his remix of “Brimful of Asha” for the first time ever on The End’s soundsystem was great, ditto “Everyone Needs A Carnival” and “Rockafella Skank”. Perhaps repetition hasn’t treated any of these tracks well, but that’s pop music for you. Herr Cook always pulled off some really audacious mixes – I remember one where he pitched down “Da Funk” to a crawl and then zipped some hyper breakbeat track over the top of it – in perfect time. He also chucked some stuff in the mix to horrify the spotters (certainly an incongrous sight there!), like Reel 2 Reel’s “I Like To Move It” (featuring the Mad Stuntman, lest we forget).

Lo-Fidelity All-Stars

Low-Fidelity All-Stars

There were about 5 of them behind the decks. One to play records, the rest to skin up and make faces at the crowd. Much more fun than you would imagine. I think they re-jigged their set at The End of the “Out on the floor” mix CD they did, which is excellent. In fact those mix CDs are the best intro to people who scoff at “Big Beat”.

There were countless others, some guests, some vague attempts at going to similar clubs when we weren’t off on a drum ‘n’ bass mission, but the nights at The End were where it was at. I remember the better half telling me about a conversation she’d had with a guy there. He was a house-head and wasn’t really enjoying it: “I like music that’s the same vibe, that peaks and troughs, y’know? This is… it’s all over the place. It’s WRONG, man. It fucks you up”. And she replied “That’s exactly why we come here!”

and so to a quick, off-the cuff, not remotely comprehensive, round up of some records:

Mockers

v/a - Mockers

Brilliant mixtape from the cover of Jockey Slut. One side Mr Carter mashing up the Wall of Sound back catalogue, one side of Mr La Roc doing Skint. With lotsa Quadrophenia samples. Ace shit from when dance mags meant something to me.

Shoot The Boss

Monkey Mafia - Shoot The Boss LP

When Jon Carter got off with Sara Cox it was like Norm ‘n’ Zoe all over again. This, however, is great ragga breakbeat biz with lots of samples from Babylon and Coughing Up Fire.

Midfield General

Midfield General - Devil in Sports Casual 12″

The sample of a christian street preacher in New York (recorded by Hardknox whilst being wooed by Jive) is perhaps one of the best examples of the type: “Damien, The Omen, Rock ‘n’ Roll, you say they make the beat go back you hear satan speaking”. Over a crunching massive breakbeat you can’t go wrong. Also “Go Off” with it’s “Bad Motherfucker on two turntables go OFF” sample.

Scratchy Muffin

Scratchy Muffin - Got Beef EP

Purely because of the last track - Thee Untitled One (Strata 3 Mix) which is great, downbeat mellow breakbeatery. Big doesn’t have to be boshing.

Now, I realise that Big Beat is in many ways unsalvageable, the ultimate student disco music. But some of these records and some of my memories were seriously alright and I am not about to apologise for them. Somewhere, there is another blog entry to be written about why it’s OK for Congo Natty to make mad cut-up records which sample pop hits, but it is less OK for Aphrodite and less still for Norman Cook.

It isn’t cool, but I worry about people who worry about that stuff. Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke. Get messy.

mpla

courtesy Hackney Libraries

“Sounds of Ethiopia stepping out of Babylon; sounds of Zion stepping out of Stoke Newington. JAH Tapper Zukie, King of sounds and blues, rocking the musical atmosphere, under heavy duty manners…” – Penny Reel

7:00am Stamford Hill and the cold is biting into my shoulders like something highly metaphorical that I am sure I would be able to come up with if I was more awake. The train timetable is freaky at this time of day and I’ve just missed the bus. “MPLA… Natty going on a holiday”. Yes, Tappa! But what were you thinking of, eh? Conservative JLP militant pens ode to Angolan Marxists. Gets released on Virgin and lauded by Patti Smith. Dyon Dyon… Dyon Answa. De doo De doo de doo doo. You can do little version excursions in your head like that sometimes.

“King of sounds and blues, rocking the musical atmosphere, under heavy duty manners. Truths and rights from Ras Tafari inspiration- know your dread, sound say, know your culture.” – Penny Reel

Rewind to the early 90s. Tom Headbanger’s editorial mentions that it takes an almost superhuman effort to get out of a warm bed and leave a warm woman to cross the cold Denver morning and print up a newsletter. That’s it in a nutshell, Tom.

76. The seven and the six clash. On the top deck with my bag in the aisle seat. Because at this time in the morning I don’t want to be sociable with anyone elses’ outer thigh – even those cute, but sorta warrior-looking commuter girls who seem like they spend about 2 hours getting ready in the morning. And I’ve not even had breakfast yet.

“From the lickle youth of sixteen years, who made I and I jump and twist with Viego Sound System; from the iry dub vendor, feeling high at the Four Aces…” – Penny Reel

Dalston Junction. The Four Aces, formerly the Dalston Palace of Varieties - opened in 1898. Soon to be picturesque ruins. And then the East London Line. “You’re gonna wake up one morning and know what side of the bed you’ve been lying on! Loves… /A chance to do it for more than a month without being ripped off/The Anarchist Spray Ballet/Lenny Bruce/Joe Orton/Ed Albee/Paustovsky/Iggy Pop/John Coltrane/Spunky James Brown/Dewey Redman/KING TUBBY’S sound system/Zoot suits and dreadlocks/Kilburn & the High Roads/Four Aces Dalston/Limbo 90–Wolfe/Tiger Tiger–Bester/…”

“right now, I man lick I cup and you can never get a suck; right now you can only I chew the smell, as I would say- from messages to pork eaters and black cinderellas; from chalice to chalice and I live upright;” – Penny Reel

I live upright but that doesn’t mean my eyes are open all the time. Echo, phase and those blazing horns. Sleep…

“from Zukie fashionwear, and Junior Ross and the Spear with ‘Freedom’, ‘Babylon Fall’ and ‘Rasta Man A Say’; from ‘MPLA’- seven miles of Black Star Liner coming in the harbour- to rockers in a Camden Town; from them was looting down in a Ladbroke Grove;” – Penny Reel

The City of London. “Babylon you are a sore. Babylon you bound to fall.” Tappa – you knew who to get in the studio, didn’t you? Junior Ross & The Spear, Prince Alla, Knowledge. Class. Pound those riddims into the dust of the control room floor.

“from Judge I O Lord God Ras Tafari; from my father before, and his father before, and his father before, tell I about Marcus Garvey- when Zukie day ah, we all go cross the river out of Babylon.” – Penny Reel

Hold tight across Blackfriars Bridge. The wind, the moon, the water. One foot in front of the other, one step forward, two step backward, step out of Babylon. Take a wrong step and you might end up underneath, with bricks in your pockets.

“Right now the weird thing’s right and I man no care if there is no light: for right now, rhythm rule I. Tapper pon top and a weak-heart drop.” – Penny Reel

And yet, incredibly, the sun has actually risen. You have to give Ra his due, he has to go off on a big ruck with the denizens of the underworld every single fucking night. All I have to do is show up at an office and make convincing noises at a keyboard. The-weird-thing will be mollified by coffee. You must appease the beast.

“I would like idren and bretheren, Sons and Daughters of the most high JAH Ras Tafari, and all friends and fans of the star Tapper Zukie to learn their culture, as the brother would play. No matter who you are or who you may be. Make we sing great songs, down in a Babylon. Love it uni-versally; love it i-fficially. Awake from your slumber and answer this call.” – Penny Reel