Sean Paul’s “Like Glue” 7inch is two of yer english pahnd from HMV. For that you get a top tune and version plus a groovy poster sleeve to boot.

The poster rather fantastically shows you how to do the dances to the tune: “Pon Di River” “Signal Di Plane”, etc. (You can also see them in the video).

Crank up the record, sit on the sofa and get one of your more extrovert mates to go through the moves. We tried this last night with Paul Meme and I must say the results were spectacular. I nearly joined in myself, in fact, but me and the better half were too busy pissing ourselves laughing to stand up.

Paul’s work in the essex jazz-funk clubs of the 80s has clearly paid off big time and he will now forever be known as Paul “Mr Mover” Meme round our way. Status!!!

Credit for the dances must go to the rather disgruntled John Hype. Big up yer ches’, sir! Keep ’em coming!