The camera closes in on a typical inner-London street scene…

A Large Geezer is pumping out a bashment tune from his car stereo. The lyrics are characterised by the repetition of the word “punaany”.

A Clever & Attractive Young Woman and her 5 year old Young Daughter are walking along the pavement.

Young Daughter: “Oh no, not more reggae!”

C&AYW: “It’s a bit of a silly song, as well.”

Young Daughter: ?

C&AYW: “Well, it’s all about fannies.”

Young Daughter looks momentarily bewildered, but then bursts into raucous laughter.

Young Daughter: “It’s a good tune, though!”

The Large Geezer turns down the volume on his stereo as they pass.

THE END

jack the house

The house party was a-rockin’. Great place, great people, great food. Really good organisation all round, wicked.

house party wall

Lots and lotsof dubstep, though. Actually it wasn’t all that bad. The sub-bass going on was ridiculous. Stelfox ended up with a light on his head as parts of the ceiling came down in the basement. This is conclusive proof that dubstep is bad for your health in my book. To his credit, he took me down there again later and we ummed and ahhed about not really “getting it” to a background of woooooohm woooohm woooooooohm.

Then this vocal tune came on and got rewound and we agreed that it was pretty good but it would now be back to half step tedium probably. But the vocals came back and I craned my neck and realised that they were being done live by this good lady. She was only on for a few minutes but it was just what we needed.

line up poster

I mostly hung out in the bar area – Lex Pretend was first up with some nice r&b bizness. Unfortunately he was mainly playing to me and the bloke who had brought the system. Twas good though. Things filled up a bit when I came on around 8:30, which I’d like to think was down to my immense charisma but was more likely because people had just shown up after finding the place.

I’d brought sme great tunes – 80s/90s Fashion ragga, fast chat, party bashment and some mashups. My mixing was a bit dodge and the whole set was accompanied by the vibrating sub-bass from downstairs which was a bit mental – like your feet were being played an entirely different record to the rest of your body.

But I dunno, a few clangers. Learning to mix would probably give me something to do when a new track has just started. What I tend to do now is just awkwardly hang about until it’s time to put the next one on, or rummage through my bag. Or drink more beer.

Actually I’m probably being a bit over critical of myself – I’m a selector more than Jeff bloody Mills and people seemed to like what I did. “Walk and Skank” got rewound by me. “Red Wine To Gaze” got rewound by the venerable Boomnoise. (Note to Droid – nobody complained about the vocals being slightly out of synch either and I didn’t have the heart to tell them 😉 )

wall 2

I should also mention that I was almost certainly the oldest git in the place. Wandering about muttering about these young things and their so-called “dub” “step”, heh heh. Anyway, Katie Skills was on after me and brought along a bag of great tunes and a posse of up for it deck-hangers and dancers. She had Sugar Minnott’s “Good Thing Going” in her bag, which was my last tune…

I didn’t take many photos but there are loads someone else did here. My 2nd dubstep event in two weeks and I still don’t really “get it”. But apart from that, it was a top night out.

spit and polish

I’ve upgraded to WordPress 2.2 and started using the Fluid Blue 1.0 theme.

So things look a little different and this blog now supports “widgets”. The first of these is a “recent comments” section at the top of the sidebar.

I doubt many people are all that interested in this, but I’d just like to thank all the volunteers who’ve worked on wordpress coding and Srinivasan for making a theme which is similar to my previous one, but better.

blogariddims ORGY

Harvard-based college radio station ‘WHRB’, broadcasts to the whole of Boston. They are about to broadcast every single blogariddims podcast in an orgy of musical mentalism:

Each January and May, during the Reading and Exam Periods of Harvard College, WHRB presents marathon-style musical programs devoted to a single composer, performer, genre, or subject. The New York Times calls them “idealistic and interesting,” adding, “the WHRB Orgies represent a triumph of musical research, imagination, and passion.”

Heres the schedule:

BLOGARIDDIMS ORGY:
11 hours (wed 5/16, 10 pm to thur 5/17, 9 am)
+ 12 hours (thur 5/17, 8 pm to fri 5/18, 8 am)
= 23 hours of the entire blogariddims podcast in order of appearance – including

[times will be local Boston ones, innit]

A co-production of the Record Hospital and The Darker Side , both programs of WHRB Cambridge Broadcasting live across Boston on 95.3 FM / Streaming live on the web at www.whrb.org

Brought to you by blogariddimist-to-be GRS-One, with some help from Wayne.

In other news: the classic “England Story” episode, mixed by Heatwave, is due for an official release by Soul Jazz later in the year.

Exciting times!

uncarved.org shop now open

https://www.uncarved.org/shop/

Stocking a wide variety of under-distributed publications, with more to come. First up is a selection of Stewart Home pamphlets and some psychogeographical material.

I’m still getting to grips with it all, but it seems to be working fine!

(The only major issue is that you need to return to the shop after paying with paypal otherwise I don’t get told what you have bought.)