{"id":1040,"date":"2007-08-08T09:31:34","date_gmt":"2007-08-08T08:31:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=1040"},"modified":"2007-08-08T09:31:34","modified_gmt":"2007-08-08T08:31:34","slug":"reading-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/reading-6\/","title":{"rendered":"reading"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Kingsland slammed the megaphone handle into his critic&#8217;s temple, causing the whining, posing tossbag to collapse into a crumpled heap. &#8220;ATTACK!!&#8221; George screamed &#8211; the signal for the great unwashed of the Clapton Brew Crew to charge through the crowd, kicking and punching anything that moved!<\/p>\n<p>A hail of Merrydown bottles, filled with piss, rained down on the stage, drenching Bassey and her backing band. The crusties&#8217; dogs sunk their fangs into Fratellis fans, while a group of Young Conservatives, who&#8217;d travelled all the way from Inverness just to catch new indie sensations The Monday Club, cried out in torment as paraboot after paraboot pounded against their vital organs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/seagullscreamingkillherkillher.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/festival.html\">BEYOND THE IMPLODE: &#8220;FESTIVAL!&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dave Stelfox <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.villagevoice.com\/music\/0731,stelfox,77390,22.html\">on Jah Cure being released from prison<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Hyperfrank <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/hyperfrank.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/badness.html\">on homophobia and grime<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Melissa Bradshaw <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/trig.com\/group\/felixmag\/forum\/41-blogs\/897-soulja-says?topic_page=1#dis_897_soulja_says...\">interviewing Sarah of FWD\/Rinse<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kingsland slammed the megaphone handle into his critic&#8217;s temple, causing the whining, posing tossbag to collapse into a crumpled heap. &#8220;ATTACK!!&#8221; George screamed &#8211; the signal for the great unwashed of the Clapton Brew Crew to charge through the crowd, kicking and punching anything that moved! A hail of Merrydown bottles, filled with piss, rained &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2007\/08\/reading-6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;reading&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,4,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-grime","category-misc-music","category-reggae"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1040"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1040\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}