{"id":2512,"date":"2009-08-18T20:29:26","date_gmt":"2009-08-18T19:29:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=2512"},"modified":"2009-08-18T20:29:26","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T19:29:26","slug":"clash-report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/08\/clash-report\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;clash&#8221; report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/hotwuk.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2514\" title=\"hotwuk\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/08\/hotwuk.jpg\" alt=\"hotwuk\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;I&#8230;I CAN&#8217;T,&#8221; Eden wept, shaking like a lone beanpole in the wind, skewered into the soil of the ALLOTMENT OF WRETCHEDNESS. &#8220;I&#8230;I&#8217;m FRIT,&#8221; he whined. &#8220;The decks&#8230;I fear them!&#8221; And, that said, he ran into the toilet, issuing an ear-piercing, chilling &#8216;WAAAHHHHH!!!&#8221;. It sounded like a gang of demented 3-year old girls, joyriding an SPG van. If they&#8217;d just been knocked off their tricycles, moments before. On crack.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/seagullscreamingkillherkillher.blogspot.com\/\">NOT THE REAL BEYOND THE iMPLODE<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8230;I CAN&#8217;T,&#8221; Eden wept, shaking like a lone beanpole in the wind, skewered into the soil of the ALLOTMENT OF WRETCHEDNESS. &#8220;I&#8230;I&#8217;m FRIT,&#8221; he whined. &#8220;The decks&#8230;I fear them!&#8221; And, that said, he ran into the toilet, issuing an ear-piercing, chilling &#8216;WAAAHHHHH!!!&#8221;. It sounded like a gang of demented 3-year old girls, joyriding an SPG &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/08\/clash-report\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;&#8220;clash&#8221; report&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2512","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reggae"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2512"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2512\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2512"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2512"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2512"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}