{"id":2864,"date":"2009-11-23T13:03:46","date_gmt":"2009-11-23T12:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=2864"},"modified":"2009-11-23T13:03:46","modified_gmt":"2009-11-23T12:03:46","slug":"and-if-you-see-your-mom-this-weekend-be-sure-and-tell-her","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/and-if-you-see-your-mom-this-weekend-be-sure-and-tell-her\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;and if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her&#8230;&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not often I bother with the adolescent antics of satan-bothering metallers, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.roadrunnerrecords.com\/blabbermouth.net\/news.aspx?mode=Article&amp;newsitemID=130624\" target=\"_blank\">a press release from convicted murderer Varg Vikernes<\/a> recently caught my eye. Prison hasn&#8217;t made Varg any less of a nazi, but now he&#8217;s at large once again he&#8217;s been shocked to find that black metal is a haven for people who:<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;&#8216;get loaded,&#8217; &#8216;get high,&#8217; and in all other manners too behave like the stereotypical Negro; they will probably continue to get foreign tribal tattoos, dress, walk, talk, look and act like homosexuals, and so forth.&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>All of which makes black metal sound like a lot more fun than it actually is.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately Varg&#8217;s spluttering outrage is slightly undermined by his press release promoting what can only be described as One Of The Gayest Album Covers Ever:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2865\" title=\"burzumwhite\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/11\/burzumwhite.jpg\" alt=\"burzumwhite\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not often I bother with the adolescent antics of satan-bothering metallers, but a press release from convicted murderer Varg Vikernes recently caught my eye. Prison hasn&#8217;t made Varg any less of a nazi, but now he&#8217;s at large once again he&#8217;s been shocked to find that black metal is a haven for people who: &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/11\/and-if-you-see-your-mom-this-weekend-be-sure-and-tell-her\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;&#8220;and if you see your mom this weekend, be sure and tell her&#8230;&#8221;&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anti-fascism"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2864"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2864\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}