{"id":2944,"date":"2009-12-12T11:58:06","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T10:58:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=2944"},"modified":"2009-12-12T11:58:06","modified_gmt":"2009-12-12T10:58:06","slug":"the-fourteenth-gig-i-can-remember-going-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/the-fourteenth-gig-i-can-remember-going-to\/","title":{"rendered":"the fourteenth gig I can remember going to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2010\/05\/the-first-23-gigs-i-can-remember-going-to-full-list\/\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for\u00a0a complete list of entries in the series \u00a0&#8220;the first 23 gigs I can remember going to&#8221;.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"ptv1\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/ptv1.jpg\" alt=\"ptv1\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>14. Alien Sex Fiend, Psychic TV, Steven Wells. <\/strong><strong>Hackney Empire, <\/strong><strong>30 September 1987.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Doing our bit for Biafra. Jello Biafra.<\/p>\n<p>This was a benefit for the Dead Kennedys&#8217; No More Censorship Defence Fund &#8211; the group were being done for &#8220;distribution of harmful matter to minors&#8221; when someone&#8217;s Mum had called the police after seeing <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Penis_Landscape\" target=\"_blank\">some HR Giger artwork they had used<\/a>. There was a fair bit of coverage about the trial in the UK media if you knew where to look. I recall the NME&#8217;s &#8220;Censorship&#8221; issue being especially good and to give them fair due they ran regular news updates about the case as well. I assume that this was largely down to the insistence of my favourite ranter <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/06\/steven-wells-rip\/\" target=\"_blank\">Steven Wells<\/a>, aided and abetted by Stuart Cosgrove (see what happened to <em>him<\/em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/10\/steal-it-on-the-pop-theft-epidemic\/\" target=\"_blank\">in a previous entry<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Rehberg struck up a conversation with Paula P-Orridge by the merchandise stall. She seemed fantastically nice, but I just lurked about in the background. Grinning like a moron.<\/p>\n<p>I probably picked up a shit load more live LPs and other merchandise.<\/p>\n<p>The crowd was a motley punky\/crusty collection &#8211; more dyed hair than <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/09\/the-tenth-gig-i-can-remember-going-to\/\" target=\"_blank\">my previous time at the Empire when PTV were headlining<\/a>, but actually less diverse. Swells was compering and was characteristically<em> in our faces<\/em> from the off. He dispatched some hecklers with aplomb, correctly identifying them as being try-hard punks with hilariously fake cockernee accents.<\/p>\n<p>There was a small bunch of us down the front for PTV, who launched into a rendition of &#8220;My Old Man&#8217;s A Dustman&#8221; and complained about Alien Sex Fiend demanding a sack of cash for expenses. It ended up being a nice intimate set in a venue which was slightly too big. I was still fascinated by Psychic TV fans at this point.<\/p>\n<p>We watched about five minutes of Alien Sex Fiend and fucked off back home in Peter&#8217;s car. I could just about tolerate their electro-crusty-gothness, but this was all a complete no-go zone for my designated driver. To give Alien Sex Fiend their due, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.elta-project.org\/browse.html?recordId=6\" target=\"_blank\">it looks like they did a two night stint at the Empire<\/a>. I have developed a soft spot for their drongo-disco anthem &#8220;Smells Like Shit&#8221; over the years.<\/p>\n<p>After my exam failure I was trying to stay in my parents&#8217; good books. They were very pleased to see me back so early. After all, I had work the next day&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here for\u00a0a complete list of entries in the series \u00a0&#8220;the first 23 gigs I can remember going to&#8221;. 14. Alien Sex Fiend, Psychic TV, Steven Wells. Hackney Empire, 30 September 1987. Doing our bit for Biafra. Jello Biafra. This was a benefit for the Dead Kennedys&#8217; No More Censorship Defence Fund &#8211; the group &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/the-fourteenth-gig-i-can-remember-going-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;the fourteenth gig I can remember going to&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2944","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hackney-london","category-industrial","category-punk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2944","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2944"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2944\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2944"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2944"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2944"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}