{"id":3165,"date":"2010-02-14T22:29:27","date_gmt":"2010-02-14T21:29:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=3165"},"modified":"2010-02-14T22:29:27","modified_gmt":"2010-02-14T21:29:27","slug":"the-eighteenth-and-nineteenth-gigs-i-can-remember-going-to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2010\/02\/the-eighteenth-and-nineteenth-gigs-i-can-remember-going-to\/","title":{"rendered":"the eighteenth and nineteenth gigs I can remember going to"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2010\/05\/the-first-23-gigs-i-can-remember-going-to-full-list\/\" target=\"_blank\">Click here for\u00a0a complete list of entries in the series \u00a0&#8220;the first 23 gigs I can remember going to&#8221;.<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/buttholeulu.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3193\" title=\"butthole surfers ulu 1988\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/02\/buttholeulu.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>18. Butthole Surfers, Loop, The Shrubs. University of London Union, <\/strong><strong>26th February 1988<\/strong><strong>.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>This gig was sold out. A few weeks before there had been a mini-riot outside the Mean Fiddler in Harlesden when a bunch of people were refused entry. So clearly the Buttholes had moved on from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2009\/12\/the-thirteenth-gig-i-can-remember-going-to\/\" target=\"_blank\">being the band that two freaks in every town liked<\/a> to something larger. I had to buy a ticket off a tout, for fuck&#8217;s sake! I think that&#8217;s the only time I&#8217;ve done that &#8211; and luckily it wasn&#8217;t stupid money or anything.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure this one was a solo mission. I remember pre-loading with vodka. I&#8217;d started keeping a half bottle hidden at the bottom of my wardrobe, which I drank neat &#8211; presumably because I was trying to kid myself I was some kind of hard-bitten decadent libertine or something. In my rush to get to the venue and secure a ticket I skipped dinner. Which is obviously about as rock &#8216;n&#8217; roll as it gets, right?<\/p>\n<p>So I was probably a bit wasted, which I think you&#8217;ll all agree is the optimum condition for seeing the Butthole Surfers. And yes, the irony of coming up to London to go to a gig at a <em>University<\/em> whilst I was stuck retaking my &#8216;A&#8217; Levels wasn&#8217;t lost on me either.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Loop<\/strong> were like the noisier brothers of Spacemen 3. Wal mentioned this to one of the Spacemen at a later gig and they went a bit mental and derided Loop for ripping them off. A point I can kind of relate to, but it&#8217;s not like the various influences were particularly obscure or anything. I was well toasted by the time they came on anyway. Lost myself in the wall of psych-droning, eyes closed. Very cathartic and much needed.<\/p>\n<p>I was feeling a bit wobblier by the time the <strong>Butthole Surfers<\/strong> took to the stage. I&#8217;d probably filled up the time by having a few beers and still not bothering to eat. The blast of strobes and smoke was initially very welcome, but I started to wobble further when the film reels started. A penis reconstruction video <em>shown<\/em> <em>backwards<\/em> on a 30 foot high screen is actually a film of a 30 foot high penis being taken to bits, right? It suddenly seemed very hot in there&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I staggered out of the auditorium and collapsed on some steps, blacking out momentarily. I came round to see a girl with her head in her hands next to me. I asked her if she was OK, more out of trying to overcome my own embarrassment than any genuine concern. She <em>was<\/em> OK, or at least OK enough to get the message across that she didn&#8217;t want any more attention from some pissed teenager who had just fallen down next to her.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t remember much after that, I guess I got some water and went back in to catch the rest of it.<\/p>\n<p>The &#8220;inky&#8221; music papers like the NME and Melody Maker ran gossip columns at the time. I remember cringing when the next editions came out and one of them included something along the lines of <em>&#8220;several people were sick and one bloke fainted at the ULU Butthole Surfers gig last week&#8221;<\/em>. I should have kept that cutting &#8211; definitely one for the scrapbook. Of course, at the time I felt acutely awkward about it all and didn&#8217;t tell a soul.<\/p>\n<p>There was also a review of the gig in the Daily Telegraph which made my dad laugh a lot, so he stuck it up in the kitchen. My Mum made him take it down. An all too rare bit of cross-generational bonding in our house, which proves that stupid band names can create harmony!<\/p>\n<p><strong>19. Spacemen 3. Dingwalls, 28th March 1988.<br \/>\n<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I made sure I had me tea this time. Kentish Town is about six stops down the line from St Albans so I was there well early and just walked in.<\/p>\n<p>The venue was pretty much deserted, so I sat down and looked unobtrusive. I prepared various scenarios in my head in case my presence was challenged: fanzine writer, friend of the band, meeting someone, not speaking any English, all that stuff. None of that was likely to work, but luckily I didn&#8217;t need to test my Jedi skills of persuasion at all. It was a simple case of waiting around &#8211; and being in Dingwalls with various people setting up was much better than being at home.<\/p>\n<p>The venue slowly filled and Spacemen 3 were amazing once again. At some point during their set I looked around to see two pissed blokes fighting, which was a bit of a surprise given most of the turnout was floppy-headed indie shoegazer types.<\/p>\n<p>No ticket for this one, obviously. Blagging into gigs, fainting at gigs, not exactly acquitting myself with honour at this point&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Click here for\u00a0a complete list of entries in the series \u00a0&#8220;the first 23 gigs I can remember going to&#8221;. 18. Butthole Surfers, Loop, The Shrubs. University of London Union, 26th February 1988. This gig was sold out. A few weeks before there had been a mini-riot outside the Mean Fiddler in Harlesden when a bunch &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2010\/02\/the-eighteenth-and-nineteenth-gigs-i-can-remember-going-to\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;the eighteenth and nineteenth gigs I can remember going to&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc-music"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3165"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3165\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}