It ain’t bad actually – characteristically stiff “dance” beats which could politely be described as motorik. There are some nice vocal samples and arrangements which remind a bit of the Art of Noise. The actual vocals spoil it for me a little, a bit too earnest and shouty – even for me, ha ha.<\/p>\n “Hit No.1” also came with this intriguing free gift, made up to look like an executive toy or educational tool:<\/p>\n As you can see, it’s two circles of printed card with a central pin. Windows in the front card reveal words printed on the rear one, in combinations like “glitter [….] ofcorruption”<\/em> and “hide […] behindyoureyebrows”<\/em>. This forthright rejection of spaces between words would be an enduring theme.<\/p>\n So when the album turned up a little while later, I figured it had to be worth another quid or so…<\/p>\n “Get Out Of My Face”<\/strong> is a six track affair. It even has some credits on it, which are difficult to decipher because of the lack of spaces between words. Nevertheless the label yields a useful “all songs (c) 1986”. The back cover states that it was recorded in London, Luton and Sussex and\u00a0 announces that the group “are Clyde Ely Goldhurst”. I have no idea whether that is one, two or three people cos of the lack of spaces.<\/p>\n Side One is a bit more”beaty” and includes “Hit No.1” again. “Private Property”and “Dreamtime” remind me a little of Fad Gadget at his most croony – but with a slightly posher voice.<\/p>\n Side Two is more to my liking and verges on electronic chillout territory. “The Elephant Bar” is filmic and jazzy, a bit like some of Barry Adamson’s solo gear. Luckily the only vocals are wispy female operatic ones. (Hmm!) “Last Chance” almost sounds like a more plinky plonky Massive Attack or something. “The Fridge” might consist of pitched down church organs and choirs.<\/p>\n I then forgot about the Christmas Bunch for a while until I stumbled on this record in Brighton one summer:<\/p>\n I think you’ll have to agree that this cover either heralds the magnificent or the tragic.<\/p>\n The back cover reveals that the full line up is “Nick Sample featuring The Christmas Bunch”. Side A is “Marvelous Person”<\/strong> and features Margaret Thatcher doing vocals over an almost adequate “acid dance” backing. Whilst I doubt this ever got played at Shoom, it’s an interesting novelty record and yet another example of old industrial types dovetailing with acieeeed. Or maybe that’s too naive – it’s billed as “Yet Another Acid Cash In”. That guitar solo is a no-no though.<\/p>\n Side Two is all the vocal samples done acapella for all you mash up mixmasters out there. I’ve had some drunken fun with these over the years. Which is why it’s not exactly in mint condition, even by the standards of certain sellers on GEMM.<\/p>\n Actually, hearing it again, I’m not clear if it’s clever editing of Thatcher or a soundalike. She comes out with stuff like “I am a marvelous concept… we must take away the fruits of people’s labour” <\/em>and stuff. There’s a newsreader type bloke in there as well gobbing off about “profits are modern warfare” <\/em>and suchlike.<\/p>\n And that was the last I heard of ye Xmasbunch. It looks like they made at least one other record<\/a>, which judging by its cover might include Michael Heseltine stepping up to the mic. I’m not about to start paying 5 quid for their records though. If anyone has any further information then please feel free to leave a comment below or drop me an email.<\/p>\n So anyway, where does Alison Goldfrapp<\/strong> fit into this? Well after occasionally googling for info on The Christmas Bunch to no avail over the years, this little snippet<\/a> turned up tonight:<\/p>\n “Alison was born in 1966 — or earlier. She was in a LCP student film made in 1988 (find it on myspace) and also in 1985 also. She was NOT 15 in 1985! She was in a band called the Christmas Bunch. Do the maths.”<\/em><\/p>\n (It’s in the midst of a discussion about her age, which I am not remotely bothered about – it’s easy to see why women in the media spotlight might obscure their age, no? For the record I have a lot of time for Goldfrapp – particularly their “Black Cherry” and “Supernature” albums. There’s a lot of inverted snobbery about them in bloggerland.)<\/p>\n To be honest I don’t hold out much hope for an anonymous single source on the internet actually being true. For all I know it’s someone who used to be in the band trying to reignite some interest in their backcatalogue. But it was an unexpected bonus which has added to the mystery nicely.<\/p>\n And… there is<\/em> an “Ali Blank” credited on the sleeve of the “Get Out Of My Face” album…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Having a rifle through my tunes tonight I rediscovered three releases from an obscure outfit called “The Christmas Bunch”. Like a fair proportion of my records, these were all bought second hand. In fact I think I grabbed them all for less than a quid over a few years in the late 80s. They sound …<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/xmasbunch1.jpeg.jpg\" "\\"xmasbunch1.jpeg\\"")
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