{"id":4318,"date":"2011-03-09T11:01:14","date_gmt":"2011-03-09T10:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=4318"},"modified":"2022-03-14T17:23:55","modified_gmt":"2022-03-14T17:23:55","slug":"colonel-gaddafis-kentucky-fried-britain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/colonel-gaddafis-kentucky-fried-britain\/","title":{"rendered":"Colonel Gaddafi&#8217;s Kentucky Fried Britain"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>Jez: <em>Look Mark, I&#8217;m a musician, in case you&#8217;d forgotten. Yeah? I answer to a higher law. The law of &#8220;if it feels good, do it&#8221;.<br \/>\n<\/em><br \/>\nMark:<em> Oh, that&#8217;s a great law isn&#8217;t it? What&#8217;s that, Gaddafi&#8217;s law?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Jez: <em>It&#8217;s the musician&#8217;s law. Colonel Gaddafi could not lay down a bass hook, Mark. That should be clear even to you!<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>[Peep Show Series 3 &#8211; with thanks to <strong>Bandshell<\/strong> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dissensus.com\/showthread.php?11593-Colonel-Gaddafi-could-not-lay-down-a-bass-hook...&amp;p=254096#post254096\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Dissensus<\/a> for the quote and for inspiring this post]<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2369_52872229931_786199931_1279703_2384_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4319\" title=\"2369_52872229931_786199931_1279703_2384_n\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/2369_52872229931_786199931_1279703_2384_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"417\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Hopefully Gaddafi will be gone by the time this post goes live. I certainly won&#8217;t miss him, but I will grudgingly admit that\u00a0he brought a certain erratic charm to international politics.<\/p>\n<p>In the\u00a0eigties and nineties\u00a0fascist idiots like Nick Griffin and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.whomakesthenazis.blogspot.com\/2010\/10\/michael-moynihans-seige-mentality.html\">Blood Axis&#8217; Michael Moynihan<\/a> fell for this charm, distributing\u00a0the Colonel&#8217;s\u00a0<em>Green Book &#8211;<\/em>\u00a0seemingly in the belief that he was a profound thinker.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_4326\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4326\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4326\" title=\"fascist loons Nick Griffin and Derek Holland pose under a Gaddafi portrait in Libya\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/0.jpg\" alt=\"fascist loons Nick Griffin and Derek Holland pose under a Gaddafi portrait in Libya\" width=\"480\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-4326\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">fascist loons Nick Griffin and Derek Holland pose under a Gaddafi portrait in Libya<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Griffin actually went one step\u00a0further and headed off to see Gaddafi in the hope that he&#8217;d be able to tap him up for some funding for the National Front. Apparently this didn&#8217;t come to anything (unsurprisingly!), but the episode is certainly worth remembering now that Griffin has gone <em>pseudo<\/em> respectable and rabidly anti-Islam.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/img907.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4320\" title=\"img907\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/img907.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"387\" height=\"546\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>More enjoyable by far were the punks who recognised that Gaddafi&#8217;s charm was more about his flamboyant mentalism than any insightful philosophy.<\/p>\n<p><strong>God Told Me To Do It <\/strong>were a Hackney-based band would be universally recognised as being rubbish, were it not for their genius sense for the controversial and a neat turn in slogans. Their artwork was liberally reproduced in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vaguerants.org.uk\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Vague<\/a> back in the day and they were notorious for winding up the po-faced.<\/p>\n<p>Having used the Colonel&#8217;s image on a few flyers, the group noticed in 1986 that the Libyan Embassy in London was temporarily\u00a0 vacant, presumably in the aftermath of WPC Yvonne Fletcher being shot by one of its occupants whilst policing a demonstration outside&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/img3011.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4322\" title=\"img301\" src=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/img3011.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"535\" height=\"639\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>[All GTMTDI images found via <a href=\"http:\/\/killyourpetpuppy.co.uk\/news\/?p=608\">Kill Your Pet Puppy<\/a>.]<\/p>\n<p>Gaddafi also makes an appearance alongside some &#8220;loony left&#8221; tabloid bugbears in <strong>Stewart Home<\/strong>&#8216;s black-humoured &#8220;Kill&#8221; which is available on the classic <a href=\"http:\/\/stewarthomesociety.org\/sp\/comes.htm\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Stewart Home Comes In Your Face<\/a> CD. The tune was later re-versioned as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.discogs.com\/Ceramic-Hobs-Straight-Outta-Rampton\/release\/1902949\">&#8220;Islam Uber Alles&#8221;<\/a> by Blackpool psych-punk legends <strong>The Ceramic Hobs<\/strong>, but here is the original in all its dumb boot-stomping glory:<\/p>\n<div class=\"powerpress_player\" id=\"powerpress_player_9207\"><audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-4318-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/stewarthomesociety.org\/sounds\/Home%20Comes\/Home%20Comes_03_Track.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/stewarthomesociety.org\/sounds\/Home%20Comes\/Home%20Comes_03_Track.mp3\">http:\/\/stewarthomesociety.org\/sounds\/Home%20Comes\/Home%20Comes_03_Track.mp3<\/a><\/audio><\/div><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_links_mp3\" style=\"margin-bottom: 1px !important;\">Podcast: <a href=\"http:\/\/stewarthomesociety.org\/sounds\/Home%20Comes\/Home%20Comes_03_Track.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_pinw\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Play in new window\" onclick=\"return powerpress_pinw('https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?powerpress_pinw=4318-podcast');\" rel=\"nofollow\">Play in new window<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/stewarthomesociety.org\/sounds\/Home%20Comes\/Home%20Comes_03_Track.mp3\" class=\"powerpress_link_d\" title=\"Download\" rel=\"nofollow\" download=\"Home%20Comes_03_Track.mp3\">Download<\/a><\/p><p class=\"powerpress_links powerpress_subscribe_links\">Subscribe: <a href=\"https:\/\/podcasts.apple.com\/gb\/podcast\/uncarved-org-podcast\/id1536820384?mt=2&amp;ls=1\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_itunes\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe on Apple Podcasts\" rel=\"nofollow\">Apple Podcasts<\/a> | <a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/feed\/podcast\/\" class=\"powerpress_link_subscribe powerpress_link_subscribe_rss\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Subscribe via RSS\" rel=\"nofollow\">RSS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>More recently (and less interestingly), <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/MjaBradshaw\/status\/42205282901688320\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">MIA has described Gaddafi<\/a> as &#8220;always being one of my style icons&#8221;, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myspace.com\/enogaddafi\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Asian Dub Foundation made an opera<\/a> about him.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s hoping that Libya <em>will <\/em>shortly become &#8220;the land of the free&#8221; and with that\u00a0Gaddafi will become history.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jez: Look Mark, I&#8217;m a musician, in case you&#8217;d forgotten. Yeah? I answer to a higher law. The law of &#8220;if it feels good, do it&#8221;. Mark: Oh, that&#8217;s a great law isn&#8217;t it? What&#8217;s that, Gaddafi&#8217;s law? Jez: It&#8217;s the musician&#8217;s law. Colonel Gaddafi could not lay down a bass hook, Mark. That should &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2011\/03\/colonel-gaddafis-kentucky-fried-britain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;Colonel Gaddafi&#8217;s Kentucky Fried Britain&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,9,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4318","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hackney-london","category-politricks","category-punk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4318"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7028,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4318\/revisions\/7028"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4318"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4318"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4318"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}