{"id":455,"date":"2004-08-18T15:53:03","date_gmt":"2004-08-18T14:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=455"},"modified":"2004-08-18T15:53:03","modified_gmt":"2004-08-18T14:53:03","slug":"home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2004\/08\/home\/","title":{"rendered":"home"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>&#8220;I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That&#8217;s my dream. That&#8217;s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight&#8230; razor&#8230; and surviving.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>When I got home from my first day at work after the holiday, it had just finished raining heavily. A group of kids from my estate were chucking snails around and comparing the noises and shapes that they made after impact.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That&#8217;s my dream. That&#8217;s my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight&#8230; razor&#8230; and surviving.&#8221; When I got home from my first day at work after the holiday, it had just finished raining heavily. A group of kids from my estate &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2004\/08\/home\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;home&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}