{"id":77,"date":"2003-05-01T08:21:23","date_gmt":"2003-05-01T08:21:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=77"},"modified":"2012-11-19T15:59:48","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T15:59:48","slug":"its-all-meat-at-the-end-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/its-all-meat-at-the-end-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"it\u2019s all meat at the end of the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was going to edit the mix CD last night whilst the better half went out with her mate R. However R turns up and is seriously worried about a presentation she has to prepare for today &#8216;cos her scanner&#8217;s knackered.<\/p>\n<p>Always being a helpful sort, I offered my assistance &#8211; kind of forgetting what R does for a living.<\/p>\n<p>Dr R is in sexual health, so instead of mashing up beats last night, I spent the time scanning in lurid colour photos of diseased genitalia.<\/p>\n<p>I started off being slightly flabbergasted and intriqued by the whole thing, but ended up in techy spod mode, wondering if there were enough shades of red-pink in photoshop&#8217;s &#8220;save for web&#8221; function.<\/p>\n<p>My message to you, dear reader, is look after yourself!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was going to edit the mix CD last night whilst the better half went out with her mate R. However R turns up and is seriously worried about a presentation she has to prepare for today &#8216;cos her scanner&#8217;s knackered. Always being a helpful sort, I offered my assistance &#8211; kind of forgetting &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2003\/05\/its-all-meat-at-the-end-of-the-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;it\u2019s all meat at the end of the day&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5311,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/5311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}