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“Oi! What was that on your screen! It was a blog, wunn’it!?” demanded Den Bow – office bully! He tried to snatch the keyboard from under Bill’s fingers. “What yew writing about – your pafetic love life – or lack of it, rather?”<\/p>\n

“Fuck off!” Bill retorted, lashing out at his nemesis. Den simply pushed Camden out of his swivel chair and onto the floor. “Oh, look at me!” Den mocked in a camp voice. “I’m a big fat ponce, blogging about dubstep! Ooh!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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“Oi! What was that on your screen! It was a blog, wunn’it!?” demanded Den Bow – office bully! He tried to snatch the keyboard from under Bill’s fingers. “What yew writing about – your pafetic love life – or lack of it, rather?” “Fuck off!” Bill retorted, lashing out at his nemesis. Den simply pushed …<\/p>\n

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