{"id":885,"date":"2007-02-08T12:55:33","date_gmt":"2007-02-08T11:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=885"},"modified":"2007-02-08T12:55:33","modified_gmt":"2007-02-08T11:55:33","slug":"the-eyes-have-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2007\/02\/the-eyes-have-it\/","title":{"rendered":"the eyes have it"},"content":{"rendered":"

yummy eyeballs<\/p>\n

“Daddy has a hundred eyeballs. And he eats them.”<\/em><\/p>\n

– Graffitti recently found in my bathroom, written in washable crayon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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