{"id":963,"date":"2007-05-24T10:16:34","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T10:16:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/?p=963"},"modified":"2007-05-24T10:16:34","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T10:16:34","slug":"the-camera-closes-in-on-a-typical-inner-london-street-scene","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/the-camera-closes-in-on-a-typical-inner-london-street-scene\/","title":{"rendered":"The camera closes in on a typical inner-London street scene\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <em>Large Geezer<\/em> is pumping out a bashment tune from his car stereo. The lyrics are characterised by the repetition of the word &#8220;punaany&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>A <em>Clever &#038; Attractive Young Woman<\/em> and her 5 year old <em>Young Daughter<\/em> are walking along the pavement.<\/p>\n<p>Young Daughter: &#8220;Oh no, not <em>more <\/em>reggae!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>C&#038;AYW: &#8220;It&#8217;s a bit of a silly song, as well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Young Daughter: ?<\/p>\n<p>C&#038;AYW: &#8220;Well, it&#8217;s all about <em>fannies<\/em>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Young Daughter looks momentarily bewildered, but then bursts into raucous laughter.<\/p>\n<p>Young Daughter: &#8220;It&#8217;s a good tune, though!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Large Geezer turns down the volume on his stereo as they pass.<\/p>\n<p>THE END<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Large Geezer is pumping out a bashment tune from his car stereo. The lyrics are characterised by the repetition of the word &#8220;punaany&#8221;. A Clever &#038; Attractive Young Woman and her 5 year old Young Daughter are walking along the pavement. Young Daughter: &#8220;Oh no, not more reggae!&#8221; C&#038;AYW: &#8220;It&#8217;s a bit of a &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/2007\/05\/the-camera-closes-in-on-a-typical-inner-london-street-scene\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading &lsquo;The camera closes in on a typical inner-London street scene\u2026&rsquo; &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-963","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reggae"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=963"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/963\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=963"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=963"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.uncarved.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=963"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}