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"If God did not exist, it would have been necessary to invent Him."

- Voltaire, or somebody like that. Probably. Quite a long time ago.

Think about it.


"If the death of God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent it."

- The OOO, NOW!

Now think about THAT!



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Front cover of yesterday's Observer magazine:

CAPRICE: If she didn't exist, would it be necessary to invent her?

What's all that about, then?

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